He said the said lady's husband couldn't get his "pee-pee" up sometimes and that when he finally got to do it, he would not last 10 seconds...like it was as if once his "third leg" entered her garden he would have reached heaven and back already. Omoh,my laughter that day na die.
My laughter was cut short when the cabbie asked me "if na you wetin you go do?"... I just stared at him and looked away,then murmured "Its not my portion in Jesus name". He later continued with the gist, that the lady had to get herself someone else to service her engine before "the thing go knock"..and that she just didn't want the husband to feel offended so she kept mute and sorted her self out. Me naw onyeoma chukwu na shouted "why didn't she pray for him"... The look he gave me, if I was not his customer I'm sure he would have slapped me small. As he approached my gate he then told me,more like warned me sternly "My dear,you better check if your man's thing is working well before u marry one chance. If e no fit, just run"..lmao..all I could do was laugh
Now I'm asking you people, females especially. Should we take his thing for a spin first and be sure he's a Nwafor,son of the soil? Or just be hopeful and beg God he's a tiger in bed....
And if by mistake you happened to be in this lady's shoes, what would you rather have done?
Oya oya talk with Krystal...you may be helping someone out there ;)